IRISH GIRL WANTS A DAY OFF SCHOOL

Was shown this hilarious youtube video by an un-named female lady in my family! What a scream. What an accent. What a great laugh.

Listen ... and enjoy!

Living at the Edge of Uncertainty

Long time no blog! Need to keep you up to date with events here at Sefton Village. Last Tuesday night Pastor Jun and I went down to Manila on the overnight bus. Nightmare journey ... smelly bus with bad brakes and broken air con! But that's another story ...

We went down a day early so that we could get all the Christmas gifts for the children in the orphanage and all our staff! A whole day of non-stop shopping. To some, this would be like heaven but to me it's like a nightmare! Thousands of shop assistants shouting "How about this ... or this ... or this .. or that!" Aaagggghhhh.... get me outa here! Anyway, we completed the task at 8:30pm ... over 120 gifts bought! I know what you're thinking ... Christmas? Yup, here in Philippines they start celebrating in September 1 ... and this was the only opportunity I had to get the gifts before Christmas!

Anyway ... the main reason for going to Manila was to pick up my family and bring them North. It was AMAZINGLY GOOD to see them again ... dad, mum, brother Paul, Ashley, Nathan, Aaron and cousin-in-law Monica. Words can't describe how it feels when you meet people you love but who you haven't seen for a long time. They arrived safe and well and we had a night in Manila to give them time to adjust.

They have been here for a week now and I will ask one of them to do a 'Guest Blog' to let you know what they have been up to! Things have been very busy here at Sefton this October and it seems as if there are so many doors opening to us to walk through. More about that next week ...

For now, I want to really challenge us. On Monday I took the family to a beautiful place called Banaue. There are rice terraces there that have literally been hand made in the middle of a very mountainous area. Amazing thing is that this was done over 2000 years ago by people with primitive tools. Pretty unbelievable. Anyway, on the way there we encountered around 20 landslides on the road ... some really big ones.

At one place, tragedy was evident. At 10pm one night last week, a huge chunk of mud slid down the mountain and completely swept away and destroyed two small homes on the roadside. It was so dark and so silent. Tragically, nine people were inside the houses and never stood a chance ... 5 of them little children. So as we drove past the site we saw the newly erected tombs of these none poor people. They were built where their houses stood just a few days before. A few feet away at either side were two other houses that missed tragedy by a few inches. Incredible.

Really got me thinking. Things like that make you stop and take a deep look at yourself. Coming face to face with death and tragedy forces you to self-examine your whole life.

Imagine, one minute sleeping ... next fighting for breath in a sea of mud. No light. No sound. No help. No hope. That's it. It's over. Life is finished in less than a moment.

We always think we have plenty time. Definite opportunities. Limitless years. Undoubtable days. We plan and work out our finances, working options, family plans and goals that will enhance our standing in life. Truth is -and I hate to remind us - that we cannot even guarantee today. We don't know what is around the corner, through the door or on the road.

The MOST important thing right now, as you read this blog, is that at this moment in time:

* You are in right standing with God. You are His. He is yours. No matter what happens ... you know who you are and where you are going and who is Lord of your life. Church attendance, friends, good deeds and a hope that you will make it is not enough. You won't make it. Only your faith in Christ and your relationship with Him will bring you to heaven.

* You are in right standing with your family. No regrets. No tears. Don't leave this world with unresolved issues with those God has put you closest to. Make a phone call today. Arrange a time to talk things through. Swallow your pride, take a deep breath and do what you know in your heart is right.

* You are in right standing with the world around you. Don't leave this world with a bad reputation or with broken friendships. Don't leave with undisclosed debt. Leave with a good name and a good reputation. Don't allow 'things' come between great friendships ... especially church problems. I know so many broken and bitter people who have lost true friends through church mis-understandings. Tragic. How the Lord's heart must break. But now, while you have time, deal with the past to ensure a great future.

I know this blog is a bit strong and a bit challenging. But that is where I am this week. I don't know what will happen tomorrow ... but I know there are times God brings you to a place where we have to take a close look inside out hearts.

You never know ... you may be at the edge of a 'landslide' and don't know it.

I leave you with a poem that was sent to me by a missionary from Cambodia. It is written by a young girl who is terminally ill in a New York hospital. Let it challenge you today ...

SLOW DANCE

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.


Do you run through each day on the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done!
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.


Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"

You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.


When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

Selah ...

Enjoy Your Weekend ...

Well well well ... seems like us Scots can actually play football after all! After years of being 'Glorious Failures' it seems as though the tide has turned. First, our national team 'hammered' France (one of the best teams in the world) 1-0 ... home AND away, then Rangers trounced the French Champions Lyon 3-0 away and then Celtic beat the Italian/European champions AC Milan 2-1. Hey, even good old Aberdeen put out a hot Ukrainian (I think) team to go through in the UEFA cup. Well done boys .... let's hope our rugby team do as well as our footballers!

Since it is the start of the weekend, I thought I would include a few funnies that people have sent me over the last few weeks. I couldn't remember if I have blogged these before ... but if I can't remember blogging it you certainly won't remember reading it!

Enjoy ...

It comes from a Catholic elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.

1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.

2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

4. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

5. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.

6. Moses led the Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

7. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.

8. The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

9. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

10. Moses died before he ever reached Canada . Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

11. The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

12. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.

13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines

14. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

15. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

16. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.

17. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

18. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

19. The Epistles were the wives of the apostles.

20. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

21. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.

22. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.



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The Pringle Place!

Don't know why it is, but Sefton Village seems to be just as popular as Disneyland HK! Even though we are 'in the sticks' and literally hours (8) from Manila, the road to Sefton Village is always busy! We seem to have visitors, friends and family almost on a monthly basis! Our supply of Angel Delight, Salad Cream, Bisto and Tetley T-Bags never seems to diminish!

We were eating Pringles on the way up to Santiago and they have the catch phrase 'Once you pop ... you just can't stop!" And it's true! They are hard to put down after you peel back the wrapper. Claire was telling me that scientists did an actual experiment to find out why Pringles were so addictive. Well, sometimes I wonder if we should do an experiment about Sefton Village! People come ... and want to come back. And back again (with friends!) Why is Sefton so 'addictive'? Why do people always want to come here? We are in the middle of rice fields in the hottest valley in the Philippines. There are no tourist spots or nice beaches here!

Maybe you are reading this and you have been here already ... can you answer the 'Pringles' question for us???? Go on ... leave a comment for our survey!

Well, the Kerrs have arrived safe and sound and are settling into their new home, new surroundings and new lives. They have done so well. They arrived last Thursday near midnight but all of them slept well that night. And they have adjusted to the time difference with little problems. Amazing really ... but I guess that's what you call grace.

I showed them where to buy all the stuff they will need for their house and we shopped for two days solid! We managed to get 95% of what they needed so we were very tired ... but happy! We drove back up to Sefton on Sunday morning and the kids were great. It is a 7 hour drive and this time it took much longer as the people in Munoz decided to have the town fair right in the middle of the town and right in the middle of the main road! So there were tailbacks for miles. We were stuck for two and a half hours! Ah well, at least Matthew and Claire got to see the Philippines at its best! Can you imagine having a funfair right in the middle of the A92 in Scotland????? MMmmmm ... don't think so!

We arrived safe and sound on Sunday might and over the last few days they have been busy unpacking and getting organised. They have seen the great metropolis of Santiago. Keith and Anne have been great at helping out. The ex-pat community is growing ...

Next week more Brits will swell Sefton Village. My mum, dad, brother Paul and his wife Ashley, my two nephews Nathan and Aaron and my cousin's wife Monica will be arriving for a family trip to the Philippines. Mum & dad are regulars but it is the 1st time for the rest. Lydia and Josiah are totally excited about seeing their cousins here at Sefton. Every day Josiah wakes up and says, "Is Nathan and Aaron coming?"

The day they fly home we will be driving Dave and Madeliene Russon back up to Sefton. Dave is the new World Ministries Director for AoG and they have never been to Sefton. So we are looking forward to seeing them again. Two weeks after that we have Gillian Saunders from Bolton coming for a week. She is no stranger to Sefton and is a good friend. She help set up Powerhouse Kids Club here in Santiago so she will be checking out how things are going.

In December we have a short visit from Maureen and Brenda who are great friends form Cornerstone Singapore. They know Sefton Village well as they helped cover for us during our last itinerary. They are both very special and it will be good to see them again.

And then, before we know it, it will be 2008! And probably people from all over the world will (slowly) make their way to the 'Pringles Place'.