Was shown this hilarious youtube video by an un-named female lady in my family! What a scream. What an accent. What a great laugh.
Listen ... and enjoy!
Monday, October 22, 2007
IRISH GIRL WANTS A DAY OFF SCHOOL
Friday, October 19, 2007
Living at the Edge of Uncertainty

We went down a day early so that we could get all the Christmas gifts for the children in the orphanage and all our staff! A whole day of non-stop shopping. To some, this would be like heaven but to me it's like a nightmare! Thousands of shop assistants shouting "How about this ... or this ... or this .. or that!" Aaagggghhhh.... get me outa here! Anyway, we completed the task at 8:30pm ... over 120 gifts bought! I know what you're thinking ... Christmas? Yup, here in Philippines they start celebrating in September 1 ... and this was the only opportunity I had to get the gifts before Christmas!
Anyway ... the main reason for going to Manila was to pick up my family and bring them North. It was AMAZINGLY GOOD to see them again ... dad, mum, brother Paul, Ashley, Nathan, Aaron and cousin-in-law Monica. Words can't describe how it feels when you meet people you love but who you haven't seen for a long time. They arrived safe and well and we had a night in Manila to give them time to adjust.
They have been here for a week now and I will ask one of them to do a 'Guest Blog' to let you know what they have been up to! Things have been very busy here at Sefton this October and it seems as if there are so many doors opening to us to walk through. More about that next week ...
For now, I want to really challenge us. On Monday I took the family to a beautiful place called Banaue. There are rice terraces there that have literally been hand made in the middle of a very mountainous area. Amazing thing is that this was done over 2000 years ago by people with primitive tools. Pretty unbelievable. Anyway, on the way there we encountered around 20 landslides on the road ... some really big ones.
Really got me thinking. Things like that make you stop and take a deep look at yourself. Coming face to face with death and tragedy forces you to self-examine your whole life.
Imagine, one minute sleeping ... next fighting for breath in a sea of mud. No light. No sound. No help. No hope. That's it. It's over. Life is finished in less than a moment.
We always think we have plenty time. Definite opportunities. Limitless years. Undoubtable days. We plan and work out our finances, working options, family plans and goals that will enhance our standing in life. Truth is -and I hate to remind us - that we cannot even guarantee today. We don't know what is around the corner, through the door or on the road.
The MOST important thing right now, as you read this blog, is that at this moment in time:
* You are in right standing with God. You are His. He is yours. No matter what happens ... you know who you are and where you are going and who is Lord of your life. Church attendance, friends, good deeds and a hope that you will make it is not enough. You won't make it. Only your faith in Christ and your relationship with Him will bring you to heaven.
* You are in right standing with your family. No regrets. No tears. Don't leave this world with unresolved issues with those God has put you closest to. Make a phone call today. Arrange a time to talk things through. Swallow your pride, take a deep breath and do what you know in your heart is right.
* You are in right standing with the world around you. Don't leave this world with a bad reputation or with broken friendships. Don't leave with undisclosed debt. Leave with a good name and a good reputation. Don't allow 'things' come between great friendships ... especially church problems. I know so many broken and bitter people who have lost true friends through church mis-understandings. Tragic. How the Lord's heart must break. But now, while you have time, deal with the past to ensure a great future.
I know this blog is a bit strong and a bit challenging. But that is where I am this week. I don't know what will happen tomorrow ... but I know there are times God brings you to a place where we have to take a close look inside out hearts.
You never know ... you may be at the edge of a 'landslide' and don't know it.
I leave you with a poem that was sent to me by a missionary from Cambodia. It is written by a young girl who is terminally ill in a New York hospital. Let it challenge you today ...
Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day on the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done!
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Enjoy Your Weekend ...

Since it is the start of the weekend, I thought I would include a few funnies that people have sent me over the last few weeks. I couldn't remember if I have blogged these before ... but if I can't remember blogging it you certainly won't remember reading it!
Enjoy ...
It comes from a Catholic elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
9. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
10. Moses died before he ever reached Canada . Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
11. The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
12. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines
14. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
15. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
16. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
17. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
18. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
19. The Epistles were the wives of the apostles.
20. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
21. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.
Thursday, October 04, 2007
The Pringle Place!

We were eating Pringles on the way up to Santiago and they have the catch phrase 'Once you pop ... you just can't stop!" And it's true! They are hard to put down after you peel back the wrapper. Claire was telling me that scientists did an actual experiment to find out why Pringles were so addictive. Well, sometimes I wonder if we should do an experiment about Sefton Village! People come ... and want to come back. And back again (with friends!) Why is Sefton so 'addictive'? Why do people always want to come here? We are in the middle of rice fields in the hottest valley in the Philippines. There are no tourist spots or nice beaches here!
Maybe you are reading this and you have been here already ... can you answer the 'Pringles' question for us???? Go on ... leave a comment for our survey!
Well, the Kerrs have arrived safe and sound and are settling into their new home, new surroundings and new lives. They have done so well. They arrived last Thursday near midnight but all of them slept well that night. And they have adjusted to the time difference with little problems. Amazing really ... but I guess that's what you call grace.
I showed them where to buy all the stuff they will need for their house and we shopped for two days solid! We managed to get 95% of what they needed so we were very tired ... but happy! We drove back up to Sefton on Sunday morning and the kids were great. It is a 7 hour drive and this time it took much longer as the people in Munoz decided to have the town fair right in the middle of the town and right in the middle of the main road! So there were tailbacks for miles. We were stuck for two and a half hours! Ah well, at least Matthew and Claire got to see the Philippines at its best! Can you imagine having a funfair right in the middle of the A92 in Scotland????? MMmmmm ... don't think so!
We arrived safe and sound on Sunday might and over the last few days they have been busy unpacking and getting organised. They have seen the great metropolis of Santiago. Keith and Anne have been great at helping out. The ex-pat community is growing ...
Next week more Brits will swell Sefton Village. My mum, dad, brother Paul and his wife Ashley, my two nephews Nathan and Aaron and my cousin's wife Monica will be arriving for a family trip to the Philippines. Mum & dad are regulars but it is the 1st time for the rest. Lydia and Josiah are totally excited about seeing their cousins here at Sefton. Every day Josiah wakes up and says, "Is Nathan and Aaron coming?"
The day they fly home we will be driving Dave and Madeliene Russon back up to Sefton. Dave is the new World Ministries Director for AoG and they have never been to Sefton. So we are looking forward to seeing them again. Two weeks after that we have Gillian Saunders from Bolton coming for a week. She is no stranger to Sefton and is a good friend. She help set up Powerhouse Kids Club here in Santiago so she will be checking out how things are going.
In December we have a short visit from Maureen and Brenda who are great friends form Cornerstone Singapore. They know Sefton Village well as they helped cover for us during our last itinerary. They are both very special and it will be good to see them again.
And then, before we know it, it will be 2008! And probably people from all over the world will (slowly) make their way to the 'Pringles Place'.

Thursday, September 27, 2007
The Long Journey ...


Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Emily

At the weekend I was talking to Pastor Winston and he had been really challenged by the story of a little girl who turned up at his house last week. I asked him to write his thoughts down ... so here they are:
"A little girl came to our house one morning and asked, “uncle do you have some plastic?” When I looked I saw this brown headed, dirty looking girl with a big sack on her back with some plastic things and plastic bottles she had pick up on the street. I said I don’t have, then she said “can I help you clean your sewer drain for 20 pesos (20p)” and I said “yes”, and she join me cleaning. My wife prepared some food for us since it was merienda (snack) time and I thought I’d ask some information about her. And I listened to this little girl tell the story of her life.
Her name is Emily Gutierrez (pic above). She started by saying her foot was so sore with athletes foot that she had because every time the rain come, their floor is all wet. Their roof is an old tent. Water is all over. Then she described about their little house and that there are 8 of them living there. Her mother got married and they gave birth to 2 girls, and Emily is the eldest. Her father was killed when she’s only 4 years old, someone hit her father with a hammer that causes the immediate death. After a few months, her mother married another guy. During the 6 years of marriage, they were able to produce 3 kids, then the husband was drowned in the river a kilometer away from their house, and so she became widow for the second time.
Again after a few months, the mother got married to a widower and they had a boy who is only 7 months old at the moment. Now the husband is accused of theft and is presently in prison here in Santiago City Jail. So Emily had 5 brothers and sisters plus two orphan girls who stays with them in this tiny house - plus her mom.
I ask her “how do you survive?” She smiled and said, "sometimes we eat 3 times a day, sometimes just once. Me and my other two sister, will walk daily in the streets of this compound to look for plastic and any rubbish from people here that we can sell in the junk shop. We have an average of P30 daily and we use to buy rice for our food the next day. We don’t go to school for we have no money, I only finished Grade 1. I can’t read nor write. Our mother stays at home to look after our smaller brothers and sisters.
She smiled at me and said “can we fry the eggs?” and I said yes. She look at me and said “I don’t think so - we never fry eggs we only boil them.” Then I realized that they don’t buy cooking oil so they have never had a fried egg before. It’s a bit funny, but it really mattered to Emily. And when she ate a fried egg for the 1st time, it brought a big smile in her face.
...seems a million miles and a different world from Disneyland ... Mark.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Back to the Real World...
But, in my times of utter frustration I have to remember that the missionaries who were here before us had it so much tougher. They didn't even have a phone! They had to drive for 3 miles, order a call and wait for hours for a line to become available. Now that is difficult ...
However, as my dad would say, "you have to work with what you have." Really got me thinking about the power of choice. Every one of us are the products of our own choices. Maybe I will reserve writing anything else right now and do a blog about this important subject!
We had a great time in Hong Kong. We met up with Brian & Jennie Milne from Fraserburgh and started our week in a Hotel in Kowloon. We were beside the famous Nathan Road shopping area ... the night markets were amazing! We went to the Flower, Bird and fish Markets ... pretty spectacular.
On Sunday we went to a park that was built where the Walled City used to be. We walked around the beautiful parks and ponds and stood where the most horrific and wicked part of Hong Kong used to stand. It was ruled by the Triad gang and even the police would not enter this drug infested area. But as we stood at the Jackie Pullinger Rock inside the Park, we read again about a young lady, who in 1966 gave up everything to serve the Lord in the Walled City. Again .. I will be blogging about this remarkable story soon.
Anyway, now we are back to reality! This morning we baptised 29 people who want to be followers of Jesus. Next Thursday a lovely new family arrive to start their new lives serving the Lord in the Philippines. Two weeks after that my mum, dad, brother and all his family arrive for 3 weeks at Sefton. The day they leave we pick up Dave and Madeline Russon, (Dave is our AoG World Ministries Director) and drive north. It is all happening!
I will blog about all the above soon. Until then ... i have to say goodnight! Have a great weekend and pray that no-one nicks (steals, takes, robs, chores, 'borrows'!) our internet wire.
If all is well I will blog in next couple of days ... the days of miracles are not over!
Mmmmhhhh...
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Happy Birthday To Us!
The extra couple of days were a blessing because it gave us time to tackle our newsletter. Sometimes it is so hard to do the 'extras' when you are busy with Sefton life. The constant heat just sucks the life and strength out of you and by night time very often we feel exhausted.
But .. let me tell you about our wonderful Cornerstone 3rd Anniversary last Sunday. First, I must say that the team of Pastors and leaders God has given us at Cornerstone did a magnificent job on Sunday. There was so much to prepare ... but they did it.
The Praise & Worship team looked great in their new outfits - light brown for the musicians and white for the backing singers. And Cristina and her team brought us right into the presence of God. We are so blessed. The congregation were blessed (ahem) as all the Pastors sang a song during the offering. Well, we are meant to make a joyful noise .... we were happy, but it was a noise!
He is involved in a tremendous ministry. In the early days of hos ministry he was a missionary in Haiti and also in Nigeria. After 7 years he went back to Baton Rouge to help his pastor build up the church there - Bethany Prayer Center pastored by Larry Stockhill. Rick was missions director for 14 years and travelled all over the world. Bethany is now one of the best churches in the USA - in terms of prayer, cell church and missions.
Five years ago God gave rick a vision of reaching the nations of South Asia. So every year for the next 20 years his goal is to plant a church in a major city in Asia. So far they have planted four - including Sri Lanka, Pakistan & Nepal. He wants to raise up central/model churches that will plant churches in the villages around where they are. Great vision.
Jimmar, our new Christian & computer specialist made a 'Cornerstone So Far' video presentation (it took him 35 hours to make!). It was amazing! Three years ago we started with eight people in Pastor Marlou's garage ... and look how the Lord has blessed us! I gave a presentation about our future Vision ... but it wasn't near as flashy as Jimmar's effort!
What a day! What a celebration! What a God we serve. As a Pastor, there are some nights you go to bed absolutely contended, happy and delighted at what God has done. Sunday was such a day for me.
Thank you for your prayers for Cornerstone. Please pray that at our 4th Anniversary there will still be 50 disciples who have been serving the Lord for a whole year ....
Selah.
P.s. - I just discovered that our youth leader at Santiago - Daben - has started a blog also. I looked at it ... pretty good! I need to speak to him about his English grammar - the use of full stops, sentences and actual paragraphs! - but you can feel his heart as he writes. Check it out for his view on our Anniversary and more news ..... www.ccsgenerations.blogspot.com
Friday, August 31, 2007
What's on my I-pod?
Parachute Band are from New Zealand have made around 6 worship CD's.... mainly live. Their music is excellent and their lyrics touch your heart and spirit. This CD is recorded live in front of 25,000 people at the Parachute Conference in New Zealand. In this CD there are many excellent songs. Like I said, 'All the Earth' is so uplifting and is one of those songs that you can repeat again and again. 'High Above' has a lovely melody .... really beautiful!
COMPLETE
Here I am, Oh God
I bring this sacrifice--my open heart.
I offer up my life.
I look to You, Lord
Your love that never ends
Restores me again
So I lift my eyes to you, Lord
In Your strength will I break through, Lord
Touch me now, let your love fall down on me
And I will be complete in You.
Here I am, Oh God
I bring this sacrifice--my open heart.
I offer up my life.
I look to You, Lord.
Your love that never ends
Restores me again
So I lift my eyes to you Lord
And by faith, I will walk on, Lord
Then I'll see beyond my Calvary one day,
And I will be complete in..
I look to You, Lord
Your love that never ends
Restores me again
So I lift my eyes to you Lord
In your strength will I break through Lord
Touch me now, let your love fall down on me
I know your love dispels all my fears.
Through the storm I will hold on Lord
And I pray I will hold on, Lord
Then I'll see beyond my Calvary one day
And I will be complete in
I will be complete in
I will be complete in You
If you would like a wee sample before you splash out ... then go to www.independentbands.com/cd/parachuteband/alltheearthlivefromnewzealand.html
Well ... I recommend that you get yourself out to the Christian Bookshop (or Amazon!) and get hold of this great CD.
Enjoy ...
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
The Vineyard

Last week we started a brand new church in a town called Ramon, just outside Santiago. Two of our pastors have had a burden for Ramon and so we have been working hard setting things up to give birth to our newest 'baby'! Pastor Winston is actually from Ramon and has had a real desire to reach his friends & family. In the Philippines most Christians have a tremendous burden to go back to wherever their family is located to win them for Christ. This is the heart of Winston. Pastor James Bastian ministered in a Bible School in Ramon for 3 years and built up relationships with many of the young people in the town. Sadly, when he left ... the work with the young people was dropped. So he has a burden to find and shepherd these young people again.
We have found tremendous favour with many of the people in Ramon. We found a small (and I mean small!) hall to rent ... but it is right in the heart of the town. As they say on TV, "Location, Location, Location" Last week they had a 'pre-launch' and next week we will officially open the new church. I was the speaker last week and I told the people, "You are History Makers!" Students from the Bible School supported us as well as some young people from Cornerstone San Isidro. A great morning and a good start ...
So now we have 6 churches ... Santiago, Nagassican, San Isidro, Pangal, Ramon and Cauayan. The leadership team are doing well and we are adjusting to the continual unfolding vision given by the Holy Spirit.
We have started a new evening service in Santiago which is open for all the churches. Last Sunday there was a tremendous outpouring of the Holy Spirit! The ministries within the churches are doing great - we are seeing such a blessing in the Hospital Ministry and the jail ministry. The picture below was taken inside the jail when the Holy Spirit began to minster to the inmates!The feeding Programme has seen over 8000 kids given a meal this year and the Powerhouse Kids Club is reaching a whole new generation of children in Santiago. The fields are ripe, ready and waiting to be harvested!

Pray for Cornerstone. We are in the process of change at different levels and I am being released more and more from the main church in Santiago in order to minister to the other churches. The Lord has placed other places in Isabela where He wants us to plant His vineyard ... all in his perfect time.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Breaking News!

Sunday was a funny old day! It started off with bad news. Pastor Winston's wife Mary Jane is only 28 weeks pregnant but this last week she has stared to bleed a bit. Winston was worried and so on Sunday morning she was admitted to a local hospital. Mary & I were so worried and we prayed for them as we drove to church.
On Sunday we all went to Cornerstone Santiago as a family and we had a great service. We are doing a series of teachings called 'Building Strong Relationships' and I was preaching about "Living at Peace with Yourself'. There are so many Christians who are hurt, wounded or have been misunderstood .. and they cannot move on in their christian walk. At the same time, there are so many Christians who have been forgiven by God for something they have done ... even forgiven by those they have hurt - but somehow they cannot forgive themselves. Sometimes WE hold they key to OUR freedom, but we never use it. We stay locked up by ourselves.
So many people responded to the message and I believe many were released from their own chains. We will never do anything for God is we cannot live in peace with ourselves.
After the service we went and bought food for Winston and all their visitors in hospital. Mary went up to Mary-Jane's room and I stayed in the car with Lydia & Josiah. She was there for ages .. and the kids were getting more and more naughty! You know how it is being cooped up in a car. Every button and lever is a big temptation for little hands! Aaaaaggghh...
After 50 minutes Mary arrived ... in tears. I feared the worst for Mary-Jane but Mary cried, "I'm sorry Mark, but I've had an accident!" She was trying to rush down to the car to see me and the kids and she was wearing high heels. On the stairs she slipped and her full weight landed on her right wrist. She was in agony. We went to A&E and the Doctor was sleeping when we arrived. I could see from Mary's face that she was suffering. She went really pale and couldn't talk. Well, there are only two times when Mary doesn't talk ... when she is sleeping and when she is in agony ... so I knew it was the latter!
They took x-rays and they confirmed it was broken. Funny thing is, they gave Mary an injection and it kinda made her a bit high! It dulled the pain .. but elevated her spirits shall we say! All the visitors arriving to see Mary Jane on the 2nd floor were shocked to see Mary in a bed on ground level. Mary seemed so happy (!) and even told this old Pastor that the advice she would give is to never wear high heels in hospital. OK advice ... but the pastor is over 60 years old, quite straight-laced - and a man!!
Mary had her arm put in a fibreglass cast and is walking around with a sling. It was very painful yesterday but not so bad today. Doctor said that the pain would subside tomorrow. But I want to assure you that I am the one who will continue to suffer. Looking after the kids - washing them, taking to toilet, cooking for them, feeding them, etc. etc. etc is an pretty hard job. Added to that, I have had to take out Mary's contact lenses, help her with her clothes etc. Man, it's bad! Maybe the Lord is trying to show me that I shouldn't take many things in my life for granted. My mum used to say, "A woman's work is never done." I used to nod with my head but now I believe it in my heart! Hats off to all you ladies. I am the new No1 fan in the Mum's Appreciation Society.
Mary will be fine. Already she is laughing about the day she went to visit a friend in hospital and ended in hospital herself! But please pray for Winston & Mary Jane. She was discharged today and has to have 2 weeks complete rest. They will decide whether she goes back to work or just rests for the endurance of her pregnancy. Pray for Mary and the teachers in school as they have to juggle new schedules and classes due to Mary-Jane's absence.
I leave you with one little blessing form Sunday - Josiah aka Elvis Pressley. After the service, when everyone was almost gone (PTL), he picked up the mike and started singing "one Way ... Jesus". We were all blessed and prayed that this little boy would grow up pointing people in the way of Jesus and that he would live up to his name ... "The Fire of the Lord"
Keep praying for us all ... and please remember - don't run when you wear your high heals (even Pastors!)
