Well, Mary isn't feeling too well and is safely tucked up in bed. Coast is clear. Time to do a blog that will bring a laugh to all men out there ... and roll the eyes of a few women. Enjoy and learn guys ....
1. Fine- this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to Keep Quiet.
2. Five Minutes - if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five minutes to watch a game before helping around the house. lol
3. Nothing - this is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead- this is a dare, not permission. Don't do IT.
5. Loud Sigh- this is actually a word but a non- verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are not getting it and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about 'nothing' (refer back to No. 3 for the meaning of nothing).
6. That's Okay - this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you would pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks- a woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say "you are welcome"
8. Whatever - is a woman's way of saying "I dont need your help!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it- another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What is wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
1. Fine- this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to Keep Quiet.
2. Five Minutes - if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five minutes to watch a game before helping around the house. lol
3. Nothing - this is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead- this is a dare, not permission. Don't do IT.
5. Loud Sigh- this is actually a word but a non- verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are not getting it and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about 'nothing' (refer back to No. 3 for the meaning of nothing).
6. That's Okay - this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you would pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks- a woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say "you are welcome"
8. Whatever - is a woman's way of saying "I dont need your help!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it- another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What is wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
6 comments:
Ptr Mark Ritchie I am appalled - I will definately be defending my cousin! I don't recall those words coming out of her mouth - EVER!
Where's Josiah's bday pics - that's wat u shld have been posting!! haha!
Love and prayers for u all,
speak soon,
Auntie Vivix
Aw Mark your afa funny but you speak the truth haha!!
Dina let Mary see at one.
Missing you all, Rachel...x
How could you I'm really surprised at you Mark Ritchie. You are really being Furtive Auntie Betty
Mark I never knew you to tell lies. Well I am wrong I cannot believe that you would post so much rubbish to the nation!!! Just you wait, no prawn cocktail for you!!!!
From
Your Wonderful, Ok, Thankful Sister In Law.
Don't worry about it Mark, Its Fine really, Thanks x
Happy Birthday Jo!!!! Hope your felling better mary :( Can't wait to come out and see you again soon.
Lots of Luv
Jade
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Mark Ritchie, I will be sending a few more 'words' your way. men have them too you know...but women tend to be very gracious and not expose them. Haha
love to MARY !! jen x
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