In February last year I posted a blog in which is quite amazing. If you haven't done it before .. try it now. If you have done it before ... scroll down to find out my terribly embarrassing moment in the UK.
Here is the puzzle -
THINK OF ANY NUMBER BETWEEN 2-9
MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 9
NOW, ADD THE TWO DIGITS OF YOU NUMBER TOGETHER (FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOUR NUMBER IS 34, 3+4=7)
OK, GOT A SINGLE NUMBER NOW?
SUBTRACT 5 FROM YOUR NUMBER
NOW WE CONVERT YOUR NUMBER INTO A LETTER.
A=1, B=2, Z=26 ETC.
THINK OF A COUNTRY BEGINNING WITH THAT LETTER
TAKE THE SECOND LETTER OF THAT COUNTRY AND THINK OF AN ANIMAL BEGINNING WITH THAT LETTER
THINK OF THE COLOUR OF THAT ANIMAL
DO YOU GET ...
A...
A...
A...
A...
Em ....a.....
...A GREY ELEPHANT FROM DENMARK??
Anyway, On my first weekend home I was preaching at Zion Church in Peterhead. There were tons of young people there and so I thought I would amaze them by the gray elephant thing. I even put into my PowerPoint presentation.
So I was in mid flow ... think of a number blah blah blah. At the end of the puzzle I asked "Who has a Gray Elephant from Denmark?" Very few! So I said, "I know you Peterhead folk .. a bit shy. I know that you all got a gray elephant from Denmark." Only a couple of my friends sheepishly put up their hands.
Later, In David Strachan's house, my brother Paul said, "You really blew the Denmark thing eh?" I was stunned. He said that I had forgot to include an important part - subtract 4! So all these poor people had the number 9 instead of 4, so their letter was I instead of D. So they all had green newts from India or black stallions from Israel! I was so embarrassed.
At least I can laugh about it now! So if you were there, my apologies. Hope no permanent psychological damage has occurred!
The only person that ever brings it up is a good friend Colin McLean from Cairnbulg, Scotland. He was there. But a few weeks later, I got revenge. We were watching Aberdeen play at Pittodrie and Aberdeen were awful. Colin stood up and shouted with his loudest voice, "Aberdeen ... you are a clower of showns!" Everybody heard it an laughed. So embarrassing. So next time you see Colin ask how the Clower of Showns are doing now! He said later that next time he would think about what he would shout ... but I reminded him that the worrying thing was that he did think before he shouted! Ha ha
But today, Colin sent me a new conundrum. Try it below. It is quite amazing.
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
Don't cheat by scrolling down first ... and you may need a calculator!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to Go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e. How many times You want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are **YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is !)**
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL WORK!
Mmmm... amazing eh? Send this blog to your friends and let them work it out.
And if you ever do it publicly ... make sure you don't miss out a line!
Have a great day!
So I was in mid flow ... think of a number blah blah blah. At the end of the puzzle I asked "Who has a Gray Elephant from Denmark?" Very few! So I said, "I know you Peterhead folk .. a bit shy. I know that you all got a gray elephant from Denmark." Only a couple of my friends sheepishly put up their hands.
Later, In David Strachan's house, my brother Paul said, "You really blew the Denmark thing eh?" I was stunned. He said that I had forgot to include an important part - subtract 4! So all these poor people had the number 9 instead of 4, so their letter was I instead of D. So they all had green newts from India or black stallions from Israel! I was so embarrassed.
At least I can laugh about it now! So if you were there, my apologies. Hope no permanent psychological damage has occurred!
The only person that ever brings it up is a good friend Colin McLean from Cairnbulg, Scotland. He was there. But a few weeks later, I got revenge. We were watching Aberdeen play at Pittodrie and Aberdeen were awful. Colin stood up and shouted with his loudest voice, "Aberdeen ... you are a clower of showns!" Everybody heard it an laughed. So embarrassing. So next time you see Colin ask how the Clower of Showns are doing now! He said later that next time he would think about what he would shout ... but I reminded him that the worrying thing was that he did think before he shouted! Ha ha
But today, Colin sent me a new conundrum. Try it below. It is quite amazing.
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
Don't cheat by scrolling down first ... and you may need a calculator!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to Go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e. How many times You want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are **YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is !)**
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL WORK!
Mmmm... amazing eh? Send this blog to your friends and let them work it out.
And if you ever do it publicly ... make sure you don't miss out a line!
Have a great day!
3 comments:
Haha! Oh my! Clower of Showns! That was a be there moment alright! :P haha! I don't think i will ever let that one down :P
Zander Diamond is probably still trying to work out what it means yet! haha :D
xxxx
Mark you are something else.It was very embarrassing for you but never mind it will go down in history. A moment when if the floor opened you would willingly jump in. Love to you all Auntie B and Uncle B
Mark that was a funny moment. Brothers eh! He could have bailed you out. Never mind, did the new one. I'm afraid you must have got this one wrong too. It has my age wrong, It should be 21.(lol) Only joking I wish It was.
Hiya & Hugs 2 Abody
Love Ashley xx
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