This week has been a bit nervy at Sefton Village. We had our Children's Home inspection by the Department of Social Welfare, which only happens every three years. They check everything and anything in the Home and actually, it is very important. Praise God, the lady who came this year was a lovely Christian lady called Marilyn and she really 'connected' with Mary and our social worker Marilyn.
Everything was in order and there are a few adjustments to make, but generally she saw and experienced that the children ate well, were well dressed and she felt the love and care from the lives of the aunties. The ministry in the Children's Home, I believe, is close to the heart of God. And what Marilyn and her team do 24/7 is incredible. It is really a high calling.
Anyway, it has been a busy week, especially for Mary. She was up until the wee hours over the weekend getting everything organised and re-writing our 'Manual of Operation'. Today, the teachers have arrived back at school to prepare for the new year, which starts in a fortnight. So it is all go.
Well, with all these ladies frantically working so hard here at Sefton, I thought that I would include a set of 'Men's Rules' that a certain John Partington left on my computer when he was here. They are a light hearted bunch of pretend rules that will put a frown on the face of any lady reading this.. but definitely it will give the men a real laugh.
Enjoy ...
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way
3. Crying is blackmail
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Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!
5. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
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7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your friends are for
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9. If you think you're overweight, you probably are. Don't ask us
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11. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
12. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is
13. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are not being honest, but it is just not worth the hassle
14. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
15. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
See you later .... boy, I'm glad I'm thousands of miles away from some of you ladies right now!!!